Letters to a Sociopath

7 thoughts on “Letters to a Sociopath”

  1. Just so you know this technically counts as a read. I don’t make the rules 😀

  2. One read granted. 😂😂😂 bwahahahaha 😂😂😂
    I missed my intent with this post entirely.. it’s rather like missing my gravy boat.. but I’ve found peace with it… some how… 😉

    • HURRAH!!!!! I knew I’d be a success at something!
      I’m sorry – that was odipulously opportunistic and unclassy of me.
      Wow that’s quick gravy boat peace findage. I’m impressed.

  3. Ok… if you say so.. those 10 years sans gravy boat were full of excruciating pain and gravy homelessness so they didn’t pass quite as quickly for me!!
    Odipulously? I like it. And I don’t even care if you made it up.. I’m using it to be mean and bully innocent people forever. It shall be my secret weapon of subtle loquacious cruelty hither forward !

    • Loquacious now. Hmmm – smells of liquorice? Yes! Final answer!
      I’ll take my million dollars in fives please.
      You poor thing – I can see you now, cupping boiling hot gravy in your hands and carrying it to the table.
      Of course – please feel free to use odipulously to your hearts content ! ***

      *** Terms and conditions apply: $89799.99 per usage and muset call me sir thereafter

  4. I shall take poetic license you’ve granted at the bargain price of 88799.99 per usage and pledge to use it twice a day, kind sir.

    • Damn – betrayed by WordPress yet again. Those temrs and conditions were meant to be much lower down and in tiny writing. Oh really? Well thats’ good news for me, I could really use the money. I’ll go and buy that new car I’ve been looking at tomorrow! Yippeeee!

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