October 17, 2016 at 8:10 pm
Just so you know this technically counts as a read. I don’t make the rules 😀
October 17, 2016 at 8:11 pm
One read granted. 😂😂😂 bwahahahaha 😂😂😂
I missed my intent with this post entirely.. it’s rather like missing my gravy boat.. but I’ve found peace with it… some how… 😉
October 17, 2016 at 8:15 pm
HURRAH!!!!! I knew I’d be a success at something!
I’m sorry – that was odipulously opportunistic and unclassy of me.
Wow that’s quick gravy boat peace findage. I’m impressed.
October 17, 2016 at 8:21 pm
Ok… if you say so.. those 10 years sans gravy boat were full of excruciating pain and gravy homelessness so they didn’t pass quite as quickly for me!!
Odipulously? I like it. And I don’t even care if you made it up.. I’m using it to be mean and bully innocent people forever. It shall be my secret weapon of subtle loquacious cruelty hither forward !
October 17, 2016 at 8:26 pm
Loquacious now. Hmmm – smells of liquorice? Yes! Final answer!
I’ll take my million dollars in fives please.
You poor thing – I can see you now, cupping boiling hot gravy in your hands and carrying it to the table.
Of course – please feel free to use odipulously to your hearts content ! ***
*** Terms and conditions apply: $89799.99 per usage and muset call me sir thereafter
October 17, 2016 at 8:29 pm
I shall take poetic license you’ve granted at the bargain price of 88799.99 per usage and pledge to use it twice a day, kind sir.
October 17, 2016 at 8:31 pm
Damn – betrayed by WordPress yet again. Those temrs and conditions were meant to be much lower down and in tiny writing. Oh really? Well thats’ good news for me, I could really use the money. I’ll go and buy that new car I’ve been looking at tomorrow! Yippeeee!
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